My friend Robert on FB posted this and I just had to share. Enjoy!
The medical version of bail out:
The Allergists voted to scratch it and the
Dermatologists advised against making any rash moves.The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling
about it, and the Neurologists thought the Administration had a
lot of nerve but the Obstetricians felt they were all
laboring under a misconception.The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;
the Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’ while the
Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Growup!’The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
the Radiologists could see right through it and the
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
and the Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new
face on the matter.’The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas
and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to
some assholes in Washington.- Author Unknown.
